Death of a dictator

“Those who had pre­pared them­selves for the murder bared each of them his dag­ger, and Caesar, hemmed in on all sides, whichever way he turned con­front­ing blows of weapons aimed at his face and eyes, driven hither and thither like a wild beast, was entangled in the hands of all … although Caesar defen­ded him­self against the rest and dar­ted this way and that and cried aloud, when he saw that Bru­tus had drawn his dag­ger, he pulled his toga down over his head and sank“Plut­arch relates that Julius Caesar, being stabbed by Bru­tus, covered his head with his toga before slump­ing to the floor of the Roman Sen­ate, cloak­ing his death throes.

Bru­tus and his co-conspirators took their blood­ied dag­gers to the Cap­itol. Today they just post the video.

Sad­dam Hus­sein was spared being stabbed to death by a mob, but instead, reports the New York Times, was hanged in a foul smelling, badly lit con­crete gallery.

Had they cut Saddam’s throat instead of hanging him, it would have been more appro­pri­ate to the genre of video killings from con­tem­por­ary Iraq’s lib­rary of hor­rors. The clumsy cere­mony sur­round­ing this par­tic­u­lar exe­cu­tion bore none of the form­al­ity and ritual so beloved of Hol­ly­wood movie­makers. Still, almost every moment was caught by flash­light and camera.

The com­par­ison with Caesar is a little unfair. Rome ten­ded to parade its defeated pro­vin­cials for pub­lic humi­li­ation before strangling them in an under­ground jail. A trial, and a hanging organ­ized by the loc­als, shows that we’ve come at least some way in two thou­sand years.

Incid­ent­ally, I’m against the death pen­alty.

Social surgery…

“With your help, we will provide a friendly, safe, easy to use place on the Web … This is a place where you take the lead in telling your own story. … In return, we ask that you meet this char­ac­ter chal­lenge: be a good cit­izen and exhibit com­munity lead­er­ship qual­it­ies. It’s a simple and golden rule. Act as you would like your neigh­bors to act.“Communit­ies. Don’t you just love them? Every­one wants to build, cre­ate and sus­tain them. Well any­one who remem­bers the vid for Bron­ski Beat’s Small Town Boy will recall that com­munit­ies aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. They’re home to cranks, bul­lies and narrow-mindedness of ori­ginal ‘00’ Hornby gauge. Yup, Durkheimian anomie has some­thing going for it after all.

But there are still plenty of people who think the online world can be dif­fer­ent to the real world. Steve Yelving­ton appears to be one of them, and he has obvi­ously had enough of the people he calls ‘bums’ and ‘scum’. He blogs on social sur­gery here, and has this advice:

If your mes­sage boards are rot­ten, shut them down and start over with a sense of pur­pose. You can’t do it without the help of your com­munity. And the com­munity needs you to be a leader.

And without wish­ing to make trouble — we’re back to a world of con­trol and lead­er­ship. Do as you would be done by. Homespun philo­sophy, the way mom made it.

Let’s all say it again slowly — new media is not an instru­ment for grass roots social change. Nor is the next new media, or the one after that. (Con­spir­acy the­or­ists please note: nor are they instru­ments for élite social manip­u­la­tion either.)

Zac Goldsmith

Trusta­far­ian self-publisher and Con­ser­vat­ive A-lister Zac Gold­smith, sit­ting on an estim­ated £300 mil­lion inher­it­ance, ‘guest edited’ Today.

Among Goldsmith’s ‘con­tri­bu­tions’:

Is cricket “nicer” than foot­ball? Zac Gold­smith asked Piers Mor­gan to chair a dis­cus­sion between former Eng­land foot­ball cap­tain Gary Lineker and the former Eng­land fast bowler Angus Fraser.

Ho-hum sports talk­ing point though it is, why get Piers Mor­gan to ‘present’ it? Did Steve May lose his voice?

Let’s hope Yoko Ono’s appear­ance earlier in the week works the same magic for ‘guest edit­ing’ as it once did for The Beatles.