Entertainment journalism

The Brit­ney Spears Allure story has attrac­ted a fair bit of atten­tion but I was slightly gobsmacked to see this admis­sion in one com­ment piece:

Brit­ney, pop star and mother-of-the-year can­did­ate, appar­ently agreed to pose for the cover of Allure and to sit for an inter­view with writer Judith Newman.

For four days New­man chased the pop prin­cess around Los Angeles. On the first day New­man was in a cab on the way to an inter­view loc­a­tion when a last-minute call from Spears’ pub­li­cist post­poned the inter­view and re-scheduled it for the next day.

The next day Spears ditched New­man again. And so it went for the frus­trated writer. She never did get the cover inter­view and had to fake her way through a long piece on how she didn’t get the interview.

I’ve been there. I once had to fake a story on super­model Cindy Craw­ford after her obnox­ious pub­li­cist ended our inter­view three minutes after we started.

These fake stor­ies can be fun to write, par­tic­u­larly if you are allowed to vent your hos­til­ity toward the inter­view sub­ject, and the Allure writer did an excep­tional job. Her prose wasn’t nearly as angry as mine would have been after four days of try­ing to nail down the elu­sive and incon­sid­er­ate Britney.

Check out the last two paras…

Vacation news

This blog is going on hol­i­day for a fort­night. Back at the end of August for more of the same. But hope­fully bet­ter — btw if you don’t like this blog, sub­scribe now and I’ll write less as it’s obvi­ously what people want!

Planning for defeat in Basra

So the ques­tion is, will there be an elec­tion before or after our defeat in Iraq? In all the recent pos­tur­ing from Mark Mal­loch Brown about the chan­ging nature of the UK/US rela­tion­ship, you may have missed the fact that a Repub­lican admin­is­tra­tion that is leav­ing office can hardly feel minded to paint a Brit­ish with­drawal from Basra as “job well done.”

The first taste came on Tues­day in the Wash­ing­ton Post:

The Brit­ish have basic­ally been defeated in the south,” a senior U.S. intel­li­gence offi­cial said recently in Bagh­dad. They are abandon­ing their former headquar­ters at Basra Palace, where a recent offi­cial vis­itor from Lon­don described them as “sur­roun­ded like cow­boys and Indi­ans” by mili­tia fight­ers. An air­port base out­side the city, where a regional U.S. Embassy office and Britain’s remain­ing 5,500 troops are bar­ri­caded behind building-high sand­bags, has been attacked with mor­tars or rock­ets nearly 600 times over the past four months…

Defeat. Ugly word, isn’t it? Espe­cially if you’ve lost a loved one, or been wounded. But that is the not-so-private assess­ment of our major­ity stakeholder.

Still, if you don’t buy transat­lantic macht­politik as an explan­a­tion, then the real­ity of the situ­ation in Basra can be grasped by ask­ing how tele­vi­sion news will por­tray the final with­drawal.
I’m not ask­ing you to ima­gine which aspect of lib­eral media bias will be on dis­play, no I’m ask­ing you to ima­gine where you’d put your cam­eras. Which part of the Iraqi secur­ity ser­vices will you fol­low as they move in to replace the Brit­ish? From where will you film the last flight leav­ing? Will there be any kind of cere­mony? A parade perhaps?

Maybe you can see that the answers to these ques­tions will reflect exactly how the final draw down/han­dover/fall of Basra is shown. But when we do leave, expect to hear many more anonym­ous US offi­cials quoted using the ‘d’ word. They won’t need to make it look pretty for us and TV won’t be able to.

BTW in case you want to get into the whole ‘bravery of Brit­ish troops’ stuff, back in April, journo-blogger Michael Yon repor­ted from Basra:

While Amer­ic­ans count on heli­copter sup­port for delib­er­ate high-intensity com­bat here, the Brits were going into extremely hos­tile ter­rain, out­numbered, without heli­copter sup­port, rely­ing instead upon tim­ing, ter­rain, man­euver­ab­il­ity, fire­power, and sheer audacity.

Yon is being polite. The Brit­ish Army lacks the resources of its US coun­ter­part. If we want to pur­sue a mil­it­ary for­eign policy, we will need to spend much more on our armed forces, keep to our alli­ances, or else forge new ones. Oth­er­wise the best we can expect is to be portayed as America’s Ghur­kas, the worst as fum­bling and unre­li­able colo­nial auxiliaries.