Off topic: a tale of two politicians

Two politi­cians, both of whom I had a chance to see close up at uni­ver­sity. For Labour, I present Dave Miliband, JCR Pres­id­ent of Cor­pus Christi (I was his oppo at Exeter). We both rep­res­en­ted the most over-privileged elect­or­ate in the world (he more con­scien­tiously than me).

For the Con­ser­vat­ives, Boris John­son, pres­id­ent of the Oxford Union, whose mantle of sham­bolic gen­i­al­ity I observed being cast off in the uni­ver­sity news­pa­per offices, as he grumbled about some lost oppor­tun­ity for self pro­mo­tion. Later too, whilst Spec­tator editor in Doughty Street, he chose to con­duct his liais­ons in a cof­fee shop on Grays Inn Road, next door to ITN where I worked. It was unedi­fy­ing stuff. Enough to sour the froth on your macchiato.

Miliband was enthu­si­astic, decent and smart. Someone with prob­ity, who has prob­ably not lost that qual­ity des­pite — one ima­gines — get­ting his hands dirty along the way. The kind of per­son you thought ought to go into polit­ics, but prob­ably wouldn’t.

John­son was ruth­less, ambi­tious and amus­ing. A vent­ri­lo­quist taken over by his dummy, vic­tim of a pub­lic charade that brought suc­cess — but only so much. The kind of per­son you thought ought to stay out of polit­ics, but prob­ably wouldn’t.

The voters, of course, elec­ted them both to safe seats.

Do per­sonal qual­it­ies influ­ence the choices open to politi­cians? The For­eign Office will find out, and so too may Lon­don.

2 thoughts on “Off topic: a tale of two politicians

  1. Adrian,

    But what are we to do if we believe that demo­cracy is a multi-party sys­tem. If we do not believe in Mono­pol­ies, or even Duo­pol­ies. And I will not vote for people that have had undis­closed affairs, and broken up mar­riages. That makes three and it is still an opolie!

    We have the choice in vot­ing for the party that Mar­gret Thatcher goes to 10 down­ing st to show her sup­port, or do we sup­port the party that may be more left, but we are unsure if they will sud­denly swing to the right.

    I can’t vote for some­body that has pushed the next gen­er­a­tion into a debt bur­den hid­den away in a clever account­ing dis­guise called PFI, but neither can I vote for a bunch of old Eto­ni­ans. One Eto­nian maybe, but a flock of them no!

    Still con­fused… Vote for Havel!

    J

  2. I only spend my work­ing life in Lon­don, so I don’t get to vote in May­oral elec­tions. And not liv­ing in a key marginal…still we could always start our own party. We just need a mil­lion­aire backer.

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