My favourite Julian Manyon story

July 2, 2008

Julian ManyonEveryone has one. I have one that’s repeatable. Julian was the reporter who got the hair-dryer treatment from Robert Mugabe in Sharm el-Sheik.

Julian can take it. He’s a former colleague and most decidedly not a pack operator.

Let’s just say he doesn’t rely on favours from competitors to get the job done.

I hold him in huge – but sneaking – regard. Only Lara Logan ever really got the better of him, and that was in Afghanistan.

But I digress. The favourite story was related to me in the cafe at the Rossiya (not an attractive place) from the Russian bureau chief of a major news agency.

It was a very sober evening, and my Russian friend (who did not hold Julian in sneaking – or any – regard) delivered it very much as a tale of his own defeat.

The scene? A bunch of journos are trying desperately to get into Grozny in the mid-nineties.

A Russian soldier – cigarette to lip, rifle slung – is holding them back at a checkpoint that marks the end of the Russian lines.

JM – a strapping 6′-something – grabs his long-suffering translator, the 5′-something Oleg, and marches past the assembled press pack to confront the sentry.

Julian inflates himself to his full apopleptic height, and barks in the man’s face something to the effect of – “I am Julian Manyon of ITN and I demand that you let me in to bear witness to the suffering of the people of Grozny.” All delivered in perfectly incomprehensible English.

The soldier continues smoking, but doesn’t blink.

Julian turns to his translator and orders – “Oleg! Translate that!”

Oleg shrugs and in resigned but impeccable Russian, he nods in Julian’s direction and says to the soldier: “This man is the biggest $%#* in the western media. If you let him in, someone might just shoot him.”

The sentry purses his lips, raises the cigarette slowly to his mouth, and then beckons Julian. The barrier goes up and the ITN team are waved through. No one else.

My Russian friend and his colleagues are left clicking their heels at the checkpoint. Beaten.

And the moral is? If you want morals go to church.

Update: See Sean Mulcahy’s comment below…and the moral is “never trust a drinking story”.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Chris Savvides March 10, 2011 at 01:45

Yes!…I know this dick!!

He used to live next to me in Albert Street, and was commonly known by the local residents as ‘the catsnatcher’!

You see…when he moved into Albert Street, he didn’t like the neighbours cats continuing to be in his garden, so he decided to remove the neighbours cats courtesy of a basket in his garden provided to him (and later taken away from him) by the RSPCA.

There was also ‘psychological’ warfare such as playing his water hose directly onto my mother’s roses to kill them off when he felt he wasn’t getting his way.

I’m sorry I was so young at the time, and not old enough to punch him on the nose…I think this guy had some ‘serious issues’!!

I remember the neighbour next door to me not being able to find his cat, and using my garden to climb over to retrieve his crying cat trapped in Manyon’s cat basket ‘trap’!

Needless to say…he was not very well liked by his neighbour’s for ‘obvious’ reasons and made the local paper for behaving a pratt!!


Jan Agha Iqbal March 17, 2011 at 18:29

I happened to spend sometime in late 2001 and early 2002 with this psyche in Afghanistan. One hardly finds a positive point in this lunatic. I used to work as interpreter during that period. He was all show off. Honestly, he was metally insolvent and used to get jealous of Lara Logan, the brilliant and talented reporter of channel 4 at that time who was far beyond this man’s capacity and talent. This mad man used to get scared very easily but was always trying to hide his fear.

I remember how this man was impressed by his local driver and was under constant pressure and fear while moving around. This made him blindly follow this driver who was making fun of him. We saved him so many times of being beaten.

This character does not believe in respecting others. Even his colleagues were suffering from his behavior and stupidity. He was a failed story compared to fellow journalist Lara Logan.


Anonymous April 4, 2011 at 03:38

Jan!…I do empathise and sympathise with you; having lived next door to this man I do understand where you are coming from with this!…

From personal experience, may I say your comments come as no surprise to me at all!….in fact to the contrary, it’s the sort of behaviour expected of the man!

My only surprise is that more people have not come forward, but boy…bet they would have some stories to tell!!

I never thought much of ITN after Manyon!…come on, let’s be fair and face facts; how can you take such a channel seriously when he’s living next door to you snatching people’s pets, and behaving like a moron on the one hand, and then be expected to believe that he can be capable of giving a ‘balanced’ and ‘rational view’ reporting world affairs overseas? Doesn’t add up…does it?!

…do you blame me??

As far as I’m concerned, any organisation who employs this man should be aware that this is a liability to do so as it will be putting their credibility, as well as those of his colleagues at risk!

…whoops, did I say colleagues? :-)

The catsnatcher of Albert Street, NW1 will never be forgotten!!


Sean Mulcahy July 21, 2013 at 13:42

That’s a lovely story but not entirely correct. I was with Julian and Oleg at that town in Chechnya in 1999. We were led up the garden path by the Russian forces who were supposed to take us to Grozny on an embed. We were taken to a town about 3km short of Grozny. Grozny was being pummeled by Russian jets and artillery at the time and was very very dangerous. Julian was very disappointed that we weren’t taken into Grozny and demanded the General take us the remainder of the way. He confronted the General and said to Oleg “Translate this Oleg! Please tell the general that I have been to Grozny more times than he has had hot dinners and I demand he take us into the city as we were promised” Oleg translated the conversation correctly however the General replied with the following “Tell him that if he heads off down that road, in about 20mins he will be in the heart of Grozny but he will be alone and will not be returning”
Julian was the best foreign journalist I ever worked with. He was at times very difficult but always a great man and was unrivaled in his abilities to cover a conflict.


Anon May 12, 2014 at 15:06

I have read your comments with interest and would like to thank you for sending him to Suffolk,
where he is also making everyone’s lives a misery. What is it with this guy, he appears to loathe his fellow man.


Barry fuller September 9, 2014 at 01:58

I work at mr manyons house in Suffolk on a regular basis, he is a gentleman , he and his wife always make me welcome.


Sophia Lamberti September 15, 2016 at 14:41

I was at Thames TV during the death on the rock fiasco where Julian the bunion (large and irritating) made such a cock up.
the stories of his lack of journalistic integrity whilst at Thames are legendary.


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