Salman Rushdie

The Satanic VersesEdit­ors, report­ers and even car­toon­ists are in the grip of reli­gious McCarthyism.

Free­dom of Speech lies bleed­ing in the gut­ter, near its dead friend, Ration­al­ism. Super­sti­tion struts its stuff.

Reli­gion won’t kill you, but it knows someone who might just beat you till your brains come out of your ears.

We are afraid to even admit our fear, call­ing it tolerance.

And tra­cing back our moral cow­ardice, one name comes to mind — a name that could have belonged to a hero or a mar­tyr in the struggle. Instead, it belongs to a vic­tim — a vic­tim in whose story I played a small and undis­tin­guished part.

The name itself is not a mys­tery. To reveal it I would need only to reach up on the book­shelf for my copy of The Satanic Verses and point out the sig­na­ture, the date and the yel­low­ing wire copy taped to the dust jacket.

Rewind to Feb­ru­ary, 1989. I was a few months into my first job in tele­vi­sion journ­al­ism, work­ing for CBS News in London.

In Scot­land, they were col­lect­ing the last remain­ing frag­ments of a Boe­ing 747 — Clip­per Maid of the Seas — and the Lock­er­bie invest­ig­a­tion was close to its first announcement.

On the old Soviet bor­der with Afgh­anistan, cam­era crews awaited the retreat of the final column of the Red Army. As a side­bar, a Lon­don report­ing team had trav­elled in from the north­w­est with Hekmatyar’s Mujahideen to report on their plans for a post-Soviet future. In the days before port­able satel­lite dishes, that meant bring­ing mater­ial back to Pakistan, edit­ing for a few days in a hotel, and then head­ing for a tele­vi­sion feed­point in Peshawar or Islamabad.

As the CBS team cut their pieces in Pakistan, they also did a little routine news work and were caught up in demon­stra­tions that turned nasty. They were stoned by a mob, which decided on the spur of the moment that the heirs of Edward R. Mur­row were some­how respons­ible for a book called The Satanic Verses. The pro­test­ers car­ried signs say­ing “Death to Rush­die”. Their story made the week­end news, but it was too eso­teric to break into the week­day run­ning order.

Then, on 13 Feb­ru­ary, the man from the plac­ards, Sal­man Rush­die, appeared on ABC’s Night­line — and that was all the prompt­ing CBS needed to decide they wanted him too.

Calls were made, and next morn­ing a car was sent. Rush­die prom­ised to be an earn­est rather than an excit­ing guest — an altern­at­ive to the gamey Cold War­ri­ors and effete royal watch­ers who usu­ally occu­pied its 6am slot. Then the agency bells rang on the wires and the first snap reports clattered out, datelined TEHRAN.

CBS had its own cars and its own drivers. The cars had just been fit­ted with mobile tele­phones to replace their two-way radios. It never even crossed my mind to call Rush­die and let him know what had happened.

Instead, I phoned the driver and asked him to dis­creetly turn off the radio. Then came the scramble to get hold of an edi­tion of The Satanic Verses.

A freshly pur­chased copy was the first thing placed in front of its author on arrival, open at the title page. Sign and date it, please. The request for the date puzzled him, but before an explan­a­tion was needed, it was done.

When I asked him if he knew about Khomeini’s edict, he shook his head slowly. He was already read­ing the wire report as he walked deeper and deeper into the Bureau.

The news was gen­er­at­ing some interest and a couple of cor­res­pond­ents and pro­du­cers left their chess boards and offices and gathered round the sofa that Rush­die had shrunk into. Vet­er­ans of the Iran-Iraq war, of con­flict in Lebanon and South Africa, they ven­tured the kind of good-natured remarks that journ­al­ists always offer one another.

The author ignored them and asked for cigar­ettes. A pack of Marl­boro was retrieved from a car­ton of duty-free set aside for just such emer­gen­cies. Shoulders down, head slumped, he smoked. From Rush­die I learned the care­ful cho­reo­graphy required for get­ting the emo­tion­ally dam­aged on television.

Occupy them, reas­sure them, appear to give them the oppor­tun­ity to not go ahead. And never leave them alone.

Rush­die, back then, would have been about my age now.

He was a lively, astute com­ment­ator, vocal on left-wing causes. He seemed a future icon for a still-to-be-invented Bri­tain. But from the moment he took in the story of the fatwa and his eyes hol­lowed, I can only ever remem­ber him for one thing — his com­plete lack of dignity.

The former Eng­lish pub­lic school­boy talked about him­self in the third per­son, blend­ing van­ity, pom­pos­ity and cow­ardice in a cock­tail as thick, yel­low and sickly as Advocaat. It would have fit­ted Flash­man, the fic­tional anti­hero of Rushdie’s old school, Rugby. Or ‘Cad­man, the Fight­ing Cow­ard’ from the pages of the comic I grew up with — The Vic­tor.

Bravery is not a pop­ularly admired trait these days, but it was The Vic­tor’s theme, ‘True Stor­ies of Men at War’.

Macaulay’s too:

To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die bet­ter
Than facing fear­ful odds
For the ashes of his fath­ers
And the temples of his gods.

Grow­ing up, the thing that frightened me most was show­ing fear. Sal­man Rush­die had no such inhib­i­tion. Fate gave him half an hour to dis­play a little dig­nity, some self-deprecating humour in the face of a dis­tant threat. He could not man­age it. The inter­view over, he was given a desk and a phone, a little time to make the neces­sary calls, and then he dis­ap­peared into hid­ing. Sal­man Rush­die, victim.

Read­ing an account by Rushdie’s son of the way the fatwa changed his child­hood made me ashamed of my memory of that day. But the awful self-pity of Sal­man Rush­die made an indelible mark, scratched so deeply that any attempt to cover it up has proved impossible.

Since that day with Sal­man Rush­die I have put myself in harm’s way pro­fes­sion­ally, seen people I like and admire suf­fer or be killed in the name of report­ing. I’ve seen bad things, and wit­ness­ing them has made me weaker not tougher.

Time has made me revise and tem­per my opin­ions, judg­ments and moral cer­tain­ties. But not about the author of The Satanic Verses.

(From Press Gaz­ette, Feb­ru­ary 2006)

2 thoughts on “Salman Rushdie

  1. It’s always nice to say that you’ll be will­ing to be brave. But there’s noth­ing wrong with want­ing to save your­self, and in this case Rush­die didn’t com­mit a crime. Maybe one will only feel the same fear if one is in the same situ­ation. Besides, Rush­die had his son’s safety to think of too. Per­haps that was what he was wor­ried and upset over too.

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