Michael Grade’s ITV — now 20% smaller!

Back on 28 Novem­ber 2006, when Michael Grade walked in to 200 Grays Inn Road to take the ITV helm the share price stood at 110.75p. Today it was just 89.1p. That’s a drop of just under 20 per­cent, or as we say in journ­al­ism — nearly a fifth.

Of course, share prices can go up as well as down, and ITV should be looked at as a long term invest­ment. Besides, it will take at least another year for Grade’s reforms to take effect. By which time we’ll all prob­ably be able to buy it.

The future of Channel 4

David Lloyd calls for a new pub­lic endow­ment for Chan­nel 4 in the Guard­ian today.

It’s an edit of a very enter­tain­ing lec­ture he gave at City Uni­ver­sity last Tues­day — and which we’ll post soon on our website.

He mis­chiev­ously fuelled spec­u­la­tion that Mark Thompson wasn’t the first choice for Chan­nel 4 CEO when the job fell vacant, post Michael Jack­son.

And in case you think stu­dents provide an awe­struck and ador­ing audi­ence, you couldn’t be more wrong. David’s plea for the chan­nel was chal­lenged most power­fully by stu­dents in their twen­ties who recall noth­ing of its out­put before the late 1990s. They’re a tough crowd…

Phoney calls

The news that someone from the Jo Whiley show called in pre­tend­ing to be a listener is obvi­ously a one-off. It can never have been industry prac­tice to behave so, erm, underhandedly…

Back in the day, how­ever, TV execs did used to pay inor­din­ate atten­tion to “view­ers’ calls.” The editor of a fam­ous series — still very much with us — once phoned the duty office after one of his pro­grammes aired to leave a “viewer’s call.”

The phone was answered by the company’s Chair­man who happened to be work­ing late.

I just wanted to say that was one of the most power­ful pieces of tele­vi­sion I have ever seen,” gushed the exec.

You made the bloody pro­gramme,” came the curt reply.

Endless amusement…

Rosie Boy­cott (one­time–Indie editor) got dumped from Hell’s Kit­chen last night.

With her final words, she sum­mar­ised the dif­fer­ence between run­ning a news­pa­per and a res­taur­ant: in a res­taur­ant you want to serve the same piece of lemon tart every night, on a news­pa­per you want every story to be different…it keeps you end­lessly amused.

What an unwit­tingly per­cept­ive ana­lysis of the qual­it­ies required by good edit­ors — the need for end­less amusement.

If you really want end­less amuse­ment, then Tues­day night Hell’s Kit­chen was advert­ising for view­ers in the Lon­don Paper, a News Corp. freesheet. Oh, the irony…paying for atten­tion in some­thing that’s being given away. Show spon­sors MFI had their logo in the very corner of the ad. Marco Pierre White replaces Gor­don Ram­say and casts a raddled shadow over the whole gamey show.

O tem­pura, o morelles…