I’ve never been run over by a pedestrian, but Alastair Campbell did the next best thing striding down the narrow atrium walk towards the studios of Channel 4 News. He was about to berate Jon Snow. Personally, I think he made Tony Blair a lousy press secretary, but a very good counsellor.

I don’t know what he did to the guys at Bloomberg, but here’s their take on his diaries, care of Adam MacQueen.