{"id":323,"date":"2007-03-01T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T07:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2007-03-01T01:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T07:25:00","slug":"local-news-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/2007\/03\/local-news-online\/","title":{"rendered":"Local news online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The UK&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/adrianmonck.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/local-news.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Westmorland Gazette<\/span><\/a> files a report on a burning chair and gets <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">74 comments<\/span>. California&#8217;s<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Lodi<\/span> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">News-Sentinel<\/span><\/span> has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lodinews.com\/articles\/2007\/02\/25\/news\/4_motorhome_070224.txt\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Local jazz musician injured after leaping from burning motor home<\/span><br \/>By Layla Bohm<br \/>News-Sentinel Staff Writer<br \/>Last updated: Saturday, Feb 24, 2007 &#8211; 07:02:48 am PST<\/p>\n<p><u>A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi<\/u>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But gets just <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3 comments<\/span>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">wellwell <\/span>wrote on February 24, 2007 3:55 PM:&#8221;Who in God&#8217;s name wants a 49 year old male stripper?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Federal Duck<\/span> wrote on February 28, 2007 11:18 AM:&#8221;This is worse than that time my orthodontist got chased through Bloomingdale&#8217;s wearing a black silk tiara and cowboy boots by a group of deaf-mute haberdashers wielding tent poles they stole from the travelling llama circus down the road. Oh, it&#8217;s not worse? &#8230; yeah, sorry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Dan<\/span> wrote on February 28, 2007 12:18 PM:&#8221;Best opening line ever?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The lesson? There has to be one in here somewhere&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The UK&#8217;s Westmorland Gazette files a report on a burning chair and gets 74 comments. California&#8217;s Lodi News-Sentinel has this: Local jazz musician injured after leaping from burning motor homeBy Layla BohmNews-Sentinel Staff WriterLast updated: Saturday, Feb 24, 2007 &#8211; 07:02:48 am PST A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}