{"id":808,"date":"2008-02-08T05:15:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T05:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/?p=808"},"modified":"2008-12-20T20:43:32","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T20:43:32","slug":"new-rules-journalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/2008\/02\/new-rules-journalism\/","title":{"rendered":"The new rules of journalism"},"content":{"rendered":"

T<\/span>he new rules of journalism, from Mike Magee of The Inquirer<\/a>: <\/p>\n

Rule 1 <\/span>Totally ignore PRs. The PR profession is deader than the journalistic trade. What place is there for an agency PR person when all the vendors throw up press releases instantly copied by serried ranks of \u201cdata gatherers\u201d so cutting out the middle bunnies?<\/p>\n

Rule 2<\/span> A Modern Journalist never leaves the office, never has a drink, unless it\u2019s a non-alcoholic Pimms, never double checks a story, never takes a chance, and has a pathological fear of a telephone unless the Health and Safety Inspectors clean the mouthpiece and earpiece every morning before the tidy world begins.<\/p>\n

Rule 3<\/span> Google is the robotic news editor which rules the roost towards the end of the first decade of the 21st century. A Modern Journalist can do nothing except spur Adsense sales by endlessly re-writing stories that appear on Google News, which may never have actually been broken by anyone but first processed by the more important class of \u201cdata gatherers\u201d who get early access to the er, press release.<\/p>\n

Rule 4<\/span> The Modern Journalist never \u201cbreaks a story\u201d. That would court the ire of the serried ranks of news management spinners and would breach Rule 2 to boot. Plus, even if a story fell into her or his hands, it would have to be \u201cgathered\u201d and then \u201cprocessed\u201d through the serried ranks of lawyers who act as an expensive filter to ensure that no boat is rocked.<\/p>\n

Rule 5<\/span> The Modern Journalist must have gone to \u201cjournalist school\u201d, where she or he will be taught all the tricks of the trade, such as sitting in serried ranks, never going out, never using the phone, re-cyling the endlessly re-cycled, and shamelessly cohorting with legions of other \u201cprofessionals\u201d such as people that went to \u201cPR school\u201d and those that drink non-alcoholic Pimms…<\/p>\n

Rule 6<\/span> Show your adherence to 21st Modern Journalism standards by mouthing marketing slogans in your copy at every turn. If you have a news editor, and she or he wants you to \u201cbreak stories\u201d, complain through levels of the organisation that you\u2019re being pressured and abused…<\/p>\n

Rule 7<\/span> …Accept bribes gracefully.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The new rules of journalism, from Mike Magee of The Inquirer: Rule 1 Totally ignore PRs. The PR profession is deader than the journalistic trade. What place is there for an agency PR person when all the vendors throw up press releases instantly copied by serried ranks of \u201cdata gatherers\u201d so cutting out the middle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=808"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2484,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808\/revisions\/2484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}