{"id":914,"date":"2008-05-03T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/?p=914"},"modified":"2008-05-04T18:47:23","modified_gmt":"2008-05-05T00:47:23","slug":"new-ideas-for-tv-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/2008\/05\/new-ideas-for-tv-news\/","title":{"rendered":"New ideas for TV news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dropcaps\">I<\/span> don\u2019t think <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">television news<\/span> should ever ignore <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imsdb.com\/transcripts\/South-Park-Quest-For-Ratings.html\" target=\"_blank\">new ideas<\/a> on how to win back audiences.<span id=\"fullpost\"><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>STAN: All right, we all need to come up with ideas for our show.<br \/>\nKYLE: How about we revamp the name? Super School News sounds dry.<br \/>\nCARTMAN: It should be Sexy News.<br \/>\nTOKEN: Action News.<br \/>\nSTAN: Yeah, Sexy Action, that\u2019s good.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><!--more--><br \/>\nKYLE: Maybe the problem is we don\u2019t have very good stories to report on.<br \/>\nCARTMAN: Right. We should make up stories, because they&#8217;ll be far more interesting.<br \/>\nBUTTERS: Hey, yeah. Uh, why I could say I saw celebrities and then lie about what I saw them doing.<br \/>\nCARTMAN: Gosh, Butters, write that down!<br \/>\nBUTTERS: Lie about celebrities.<br \/>\nSTAN: We have to appeal to all the students, so we, we need hot girls for the sixth graders&#8230;<br \/>\nCARTMAN: And panda bears for the preschoolers.<br \/>\nSTAN: Good!<br \/>\nKYLE: Maybe we need to make students think they have to watch our news show or they\u2019ll die.<br \/>\nTOKEN: Yeah! We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive.<br \/>\nBUTTERS: Oh boy!<br \/>\nJIMMY: Fellas, are you sure all of this is &#8211; eh- ethical?<br \/>\nCARTMAN: We\u2019re in fourth grade, Jimmy. We don\u2019t even know what ethical means.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t think television news should ever ignore new ideas on how to win back audiences. STAN: All right, we all need to come up with ideas for our show. KYLE: How about we revamp the name? Super School News sounds dry. CARTMAN: It should be Sexy News. TOKEN: Action News. STAN: Yeah, Sexy Action, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adrianmonck.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}